- Marriage in the real world
- By Fiona Parker
- www.abc.net.au
- 23/03/2007 Make a Comment
- Contributed by: admin ( 59 articles in 2007 )
In honour of Fiona's nuptials, Melissa compiled her top 10 favourite quotes about marriage.
10. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.
9. I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. By then, it was too late.
8. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing; either the car is new, or the wife is.
7. There's a way of transferring funds that's even faster than electronic banking; it's called marriage.
6. Love is a matter of chemistry. That must be why my spouse treats me like toxic waste.
5. Behind every successful man stands a very surprised mother-in-law.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus. Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
3. I married Mr Right, I just didn't know his first name was 'Always'.
2. A spouse is someone who'll stand by you during all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
1. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
10. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.
9. I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. By then, it was too late.
8. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing; either the car is new, or the wife is.
7. There's a way of transferring funds that's even faster than electronic banking; it's called marriage.
6. Love is a matter of chemistry. That must be why my spouse treats me like toxic waste.
5. Behind every successful man stands a very surprised mother-in-law.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus. Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
3. I married Mr Right, I just didn't know his first name was 'Always'.
2. A spouse is someone who'll stand by you during all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
1. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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